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About Nina Kurtz

If Nina looks you directly in the eye, she can probably ascertain your astrological sign, if not your moon, and possibly your ascendant. Girlfriend is the one at the bar with the loudest laugh and the brightest electric blue drink. She is a Gemini, and is usually wearing black and listening to depressing music.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ass-trology

By Nina Kurtz

Curious why you have the need to always buy shiny, expensive things? Or why you're always attracted to bossy people? Throw your boring, old, piece of crap, hack horoscope in the can. Nina breaks down your love life by sun sign. And folks, this girl knows her business.

By the way, the content in these pages is not for young children or the faint of heart!

 

Aries

 

Taurus

 

Gemini

 

Cancer

 

Leo

 

Virgo

 

Libra

 

Sagittarius

 

Scorpio

 

Capricorn

 

Aquarius

 

Pisces